I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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