he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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