You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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