I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My day in three words: secret purse cake
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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