i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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