Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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