Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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