Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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