We should be called the Road Head Warriors
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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