he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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