Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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