my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
