Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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