i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Come back. Shots need mouths.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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