After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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