No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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