well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I've blown a few things in my day
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
This toilet bowl is my home.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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