I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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