I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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