I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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