I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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