We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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