chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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