Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if only i could text you this smell
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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