One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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