please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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