biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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