please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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