I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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