Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I wish i was in the wii world.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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