That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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