Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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