We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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