Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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