That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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