I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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