Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
nutella sex= disaster
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Randomize
