We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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