I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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