he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I can't turn off my feet"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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