Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You took a bar mat shot.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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