Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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