question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We have started to decorate penises.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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