At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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