my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i think i have herpe
just one?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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