Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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