Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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