RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Drunk is not a location!
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