You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Randomize