yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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