My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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