Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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