ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
