Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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