Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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