This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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